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oon we will have the national Swinger Fest in Switzerland! Yes that’s true: We’re a country of swingers. Swinging is a big thing here, we’re all loving it. You could actually say that swinging is our national sport. We have a lot of swinger clubs where they practice their swinging skills. Not everybody is a swinger though – but we like watching them laying and getting laid too. It’s very impressive how they’re swinging in big groups, and how gently they clean each other’s backs after they’re done. The one who doesn’t get laid but who lays most of the others is going to be the swinger king. A very honorable man.

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