You have probably heard of 1:12. This might sound like the result between the two football clubs FC Zurich and the Grasshoppers, but it’s not. It is actually a fart from the young lefts. For you to understand: The young lefts are a take-away and give-away party. Their plan is to take everything away from the rich people and give it to the poor people. Which makes the poor rich and the rich poor. But that’s a good thing for that party, because then they can start all over again.

1:12 means: If bosses let work children in their factory and pay them 50 Rappen per hour, the bosses are not allowed to earn more than 6 Franken per hour. That makes 48 Franken per day and 1’200 per month. But don’t believe that the young lefts only help poor children, they also help their bosses. Because if they earn only 1’200 Franken they are poor too. The lefts want everybody to make at least 4’000 Franken per month. And they want to give everybody 2’500 Franken for free. So if that boss gets 1’200 plus 2500 Franken, that’s only 3700 Franken. Which is not enough.

Are you confused now? Well, that’s how Switzerland works. Everybody can give his mustard to everything. And you can collect signatures from people who like the same mustard. If you collect 100’000 mustard-signatures we have to go and vote. Like we have to vote for or against that 1:12 thing. Everybody is very excited because they want their mustard to win.

This is not the end. The young lefts seem to have a lot of mustard left. But having a lot of mustard to everything doesn’t mean that they will win. Actually, they never win. But they always believed that their good was a better good then all the other’s goods. And they still do – and that’s the left’s right.